SEKRIT CAKE EP

by FEDORAHEAD

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released July 22, 2014

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Track Name: THEME FROM FEDORAHEAD (U4IK!)
EUPHORIC ENLIGHTENED
MY SENSE OF CLASS HAS BEEN HIGHTENED
ENLIGHTENENED EUPHORIC
MY INTELLIGENCE IS HISTORIC ATHEIST AND GENIUS POSTER CHILD FOR DIABEETUS
JUST A FINE GENTLEMAN WITH HIS WAIFU
I SPORT A NICE FEDORA AND YOU CAN TOO

NO FUCKS ARE GIVEN MASCULINE HAIR UPON MY CHIN
SO BRILLIANT DEBATE ME
LIVING AT HOME WITH MOM RENT FREE
XBOX 360 GOES WELL WITH DORITOS AND M'LADY
AS SUCH A WINNER I CAN TELL YOU THAT
I KEEP ALL MY ACUMEN UNDER A FINE HAT
Track Name: CAKELIFE
LITTLE PONIES ARE CONSIDERED SEXY BY THE HABITUAL CELLAR DWELLERS OF WHAT IS SOMETIMES REFERRED TO AS CAKELIFE
A PROPER BREAKFAST SHOULD BE AVOIDED TO MAKE ROOM FOR MORE BEETUS IN WHAT IS 72 PERCENT OF THE TIME KNOWN AS
CAKELIFE CHUBBY FUCKING GOTH GIRLS WITH PUSSIES DROOPIN GOT FREE CAKE CRUMBS ALL OVER THEIR DIRTY PILLOWS THEY ATE ALL OF IT
CAKELIFE
WHO'S THAT PIGASS BRONY DUD SNUGGLING? HE SHOULD CUT DOWN ON HIS PILLOWLIFE MATE AND FIND A REAL GIRL

ALL THE NEW SONGS
SO MANY NEW SONGS
BUT NONE ARE EVER SPUN
AT THESE SHIT ASS CLUBS CAKELIFE
NAWIMEAN?
I DANCE SOMETIMES WHEN I WANT EXCEPT ON SATURDAYS WHEN I GET RUDELY DISTRACTED BY DEAD STARS
THEN I GET MY COAT FROM COATCHECK GIVE A TIP OF MY FEDORA AND I THINK ABOUT LEAVING THE CLUB
BUT THEN I NOTICE THE FREE CAKE I SOMETIMES HAVE FOUR PIECES IT GIVES ME AN OVERWHELMING SENSE OF BEING EUPHORIC
AND THEN I'M FUCKING FULL AND HAPPY FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT SAFE IN THE KNOWLEDGE THAT THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A PART OF MY HEART CLOGGED BECAUSE OF IT

IT'S GOT SOMETHING TO DO WITH MY RIFLE AND CITIES THAT LIE IN DUST YOU KNOW?
AND IT'S DEFINITELY NOT ABOUT DJS DOWNLOADING NEW MUSIC EATING VEGGIES OR SHEDDING POUNDS OR POUNDS
Track Name: TEH FEEBLE HARBORED ON FLEET STREET
GOOD MORROW SIR I MUST TAKE SOME COLLIE SHANGLES YOUR HABERDASHERY HAS LEFT ME NAUGHT BUT RANKLED
I'M FIFTEEN MUZZLE ON THE GLADRAGS YOU SPORT
YET IT LEAVES ME GIGGLEMUG WITH MY SNIFTER OF PORT YOU MUST HAVE SOME TALLYWAGS OR MIGHT BE JUST NICKEY NEVERTHELESS YOUR STYLE OF DRESS IS JUST BRICKEY YOU'VE SOT INTO THE BROWN WITH YOUR ATTEMPT AT TOFF I SHALL BID YOU GOOD DAY NOW KINDLY NAFF OFF!

JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST GET WITH THIS CENTURY
EVEN TO SHERLOCK HOLMES THIS WOULD BE ELEMENTARY DID YOU SPEND HALF YOUR LIFE MEMORIZING A THESAURUS JUST TO SPEW THIS SHIT OUT AND PERPETUALLY BORE US? JUST BECAUSE YOU RANSACKED MR.PEANUT'S CLOSET DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE ANYTHING OF VALUE TO POSIT
TAKE YOUR CANDY ASS AND HIT THE FUCKING ROAD
I DON'T NEED TO WASTE MY TIME WITH A VICTORIAN CHOAD!

I SEE SIR THOROUGHLY UMBLE-CUM-STUMBLE
I'M BECOMING ORF MY CHUMP AND MAY JUST HAVE TO RUMBLE
I'D IMAGINE SUCH SCHLEMOZZLE SOUNDING BETTER OUT YOUR BUM
SO TOAST YOUR BLOOMING EYEBROWS FOR HAVING SUCH FOUL GUM
YOU'RE DUE QUITE THE MAFFICKING FOR A COMEUPPANCE JUST BECAUSE MY FINERY COST MORE THAN A TUPPENCE KINDLY MIND MY DADDLES AS THEY'RE ABOUT TO HIT YOU
FOR I'M SKILLED AT THE FINER ART OF BARTITSU!

BWAHAHA! REALLY? FROGGY ENOUGH TO HOP?
BREAKING OUT THE KRAV MAGA FOR A CANE TOTING FOP?
IT'S NOTHING SHORT OF DUMBASSED THAT YOU WANNA GO AT ME
ARMED WITH A BOOK FULL OF OSCAR WILDE POETRY
IF YOU WANNA SWING YOU SHOULD GO TO THE PLAYGROUND IF YOU WANNA PIECE OF SOMETHING YOU SHOULD BE CAKE BOUND
DON'T POP YOUR MONOCLE WHEN I REARRANGE YOUR FACE BRING IT ON BITCH IT'S TIME TO DROP THE BASS!
Track Name: POOPERNAUT (SEKRIT FRODO CAN HAZ VOKULZ VERSION)
I WANNA REACH IN A FOOT OR TWO
I WANT INSIDE YOUR BUTT BUT I DON'T WANNA SCREW
DON'T CARE ABOUT THE HERP OR ABOUT BIRTH CONTROL
JUST WANNA DROP TROU AND GET AT DAT KNOTHOLE POOPERNAUT

I'VE SWUM THE OCEAN JUST FOR ASSPLAY
DROVE EVERY MILE OF THE HERSHEY HIGHWAY
I CHUMMED THE WATERS OF A DIRTY CANAL
BUT I'D TRADE IT ALL TO GET AT YOUR BOWEL
POOPERNAUT

DON'T NEED NO JIMHAT DON'T NEED NO LUBE
DON'T NEED A LESSON CUZ I'M FAR FROM A NOOB
DON'T TRY TO REACHAROUND CUZ I'M JUST NOT INCLINED
I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE AND IT'S INSIDE YOUR BEHIND
Track Name: CAKE ON THE DANCEFLOOR
BOOM BOOM BOOM AS THE LAYERS HIT THE TILE
6 ON THE RICHTER SCALE AS BODIES START TO PILE
WE'RE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE SNOT ASSED ELITISTS
BUT OUR WILL'S STRONGER THAN OUR TYPE 2 DIABEETUS

THERE'S CAKE ON THE DANCEFLOOR
ALL THAT YOU CAN EAT FOR FIVE DOLLARS AT THE DOOR THERE'S CAKE ON THE DANCEFLOOR
STOPPING FOR A SNACK BECAUSE DANCING IS A CHORE THERE'S CAKE ON THE DANCE FLOOR
BETTER KEEP IT COMING OR RUN OFF TO THE STORE
THERE'S CAKE ON THE DANCEFLOOR WE JUST GAINED 7 POUNDS AND WE'LL GAIN A DOZEN MORE

AND THERE'S BUNDT CAKE YELLOW CAKE AND ANGEL FOOD GOTTA STUFF MY FACE CUZ I'M A CHUBBY DUDE
NO ONE'S GONNA FUCK WITH US FOR WRITING THIS SONG
CUZ 6 BILLION PASTRY LOVERS CAN'T BE WRONG

BOOM BOOM BOOM AND THE SPLINTERS START TO FLY
CAN'T BOTHER NOTICING ON A SUGAR HIGH
OFF A FEW MILES AWAY WE HEAR SOME THINGS COMPLAIN IT'S OUR HOME BATHROOM SCALES SCREAMING OUT IN PAIN
Track Name: BALLAD OF THE CAKE DISTRICT
WHEN ARE YOU GONNA LEARN
OR IS THIS HOW IT'S GONNA BE
ARE YOU GONNA SPIN SOME NEW DAMN MUSIC
INSTEAD OF LIVING IN 2003
I KNOW THIS SHIT WILL FUCK YOU UP
AND YOU'RE THE DEADEST STAR AROUND
BUT IT'S GONNA TAKE MORE THAN FREE CAKE
TO LURE ME UNDERGROUND

SO GOODBYE CAKE DISTRICT CLUBS
WHERE THE GOTHS AND DANDIES ROAM
SAURON WON'T CATCH ME IN HER BASEMENT
DANCING TO VNV'S CHROME
I THINK I'D RATHER BE AT HOME
WATCHING PONIES ON PORNHUB
CUZ I FINALLY DECIDED MY FUTURE LIES
BEYOND THE CAKE DISTRICT CLUBS

I COULD ALWAYS PLAY SOME PONG
OR JUST JOIN IN THE CHANT
BABY YOU WERE A VAMPIRE
AND BABY I'M JUST ON A RANT
LUCRETIA'S REFLECTION IS DANCING THE GHOST
WHILE THE CITIES LIE IN DUST
I ALWAYS KNOW THERE'S SOMETHING KILLING ME
WHEN I'M UNDER THE LE DISKO BUS

SO WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW
TURN TO FACEBOOK TO COMPLAIN
IT'S GONNA TAKE A THOUSAND TIPS OF MY HAT
TO GET ME EUPHORIC AGAIN
MIGHT GO SEE VOLTAIRE PLAY
YOU'VE BOOKED HIM 5 TIMES SINCE LAST FALL
HE'S PLAYING TONIGHT CONVENIENTLY
IN A SPRINGFIELD STRIP MALL